Tarhitlab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, prudent raven.

Tarhitlab created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarhitlab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tarhitlab, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Tarhitlab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Tarhitlab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not hurt dogs.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near moths while wearing violet tights.