Sasgomdot is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful troll.

Sasgomdot created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasgomdot, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sasgomdot, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sasgomdot's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Sasgomdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sasgomdot's priests.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Sasgomdot loves pigs, so they must be honoured.