Fobtabtag is a god.

He takes the form of a large, impressive centaur.

Fobtabtag created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobtabtag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fobtabtag, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Fobtabtag's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fobtabtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Hide if four foxes approach from the north.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Put Fobtabtag first in all things.