Sogvilbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless bee.

Sogvilbiss created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogvilbiss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sogvilbiss, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sogvilbiss' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sogvilbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

2. Never paint your feet cyan.

3. Run away from turquoise ducks, for they are unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not hurt bats.