Gupraparm is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable duck.

Gupraparm created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupraparm, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gupraparm, he will come to you in dreams.

Gupraparm's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gupraparm's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near grasshopers while wearing green kilts and balancing nine zinc spheres on your back.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.