Gabwodcab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, awesome hummingbird.

Gabwodcab created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Gabwodcab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gabwodcab, it will turn you into a goat.

Gabwodcab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gabwodcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Always obey Gabwodcab's priests.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Do not stand on grass.