Stiggubved is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, astonishing naga.

Stiggubved created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiggubved, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stiggubved, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Stiggubved's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Stiggubved's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Stiggubved on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about fire.