Higlibzaggidcennuttbenman is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, temperamental jaguar.

Higlibzaggidcennuttbenman created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higlibzaggidcennuttbenman, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Higlibzaggidcennuttbenman, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Higlibzaggidcennuttbenman's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Higlibzaggidcennuttbenman's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine tin sculptures of Higlibzaggidcennuttbenman on top of important buildings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about fire.