Nurlsidtad Godlidflig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking naga.

Nurlsidtad Godlidflig created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlsidtad Godlidflig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nurlsidtad Godlidflig, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nurlsidtad Godlidflig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nurlsidtad Godlidflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never wear indigo corsets.

3. Never think about stars.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Never eat lemons.