Rawbumfetgatcatpas is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent wolf.

Rawbumfetgatcatpas created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawbumfetgatcatpas, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rawbumfetgatcatpas, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rawbumfetgatcatpas' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rawbumfetgatcatpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Respect your elders.