Quarttiping is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered chinchilla.

Quarttiping created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quarttiping, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quarttiping, she will refuse to believe in you.

Quarttiping's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Quarttiping's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quarttiping.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not chop down trees.