Cinbodnig Tunflanrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, generous hyena.

Cinbodnig Tunflanrutt created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Cinbodnig Tunflanrutt, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cinbodnig Tunflanrutt, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cinbodnig Tunflanrutt's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cinbodnig Tunflanrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Respect your elders.