Dagdadhud is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, happy chicken.

Dagdadhud created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagdadhud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dagdadhud, he will turn you into a plant.

Dagdadhud's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dagdadhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near geese while wearing yellow corsets and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your legs.

4. Always help turtles in need.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.