Ladzedsin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, capable swan.

Ladzedsin created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladzedsin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ladzedsin, it will not care.

Ladzedsin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Ladzedsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Ladzedsin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Worship no other gods but Ladzedsin.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.