Kopyattceppid is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered otter.

Kopyattceppid created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Kopyattceppid, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kopyattceppid, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kopyattceppid's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Kopyattceppid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Shrews are not to be trusted.

4. Kopyattceppid must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never look at comets.