Omingigzimpakventanflam is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful camel.

Omingigzimpakventanflam created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Omingigzimpakventanflam, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Omingigzimpakventanflam, he will send minions to preach to you.

Omingigzimpakventanflam's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Omingigzimpakventanflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to voles while wearing shorts.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Put Omingigzimpakventanflam first in all things.