Wanbitfat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying deer.

Wanbitfat created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanbitfat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wanbitfat, he will send minions to preach to you.

Wanbitfat's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Wanbitfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

2. Retreat if seven nematodes approach from the south.

3. Never think about gravity near birds while wearing violet shorts and balancing three iron spheres on your neck.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.