Fenmigfarnged is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong unicorn.

Fenmigfarnged created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenmigfarnged, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fenmigfarnged, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fenmigfarnged's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fenmigfarnged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Fenmigfarnged must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not keep four capybaras in a large pit.

5. Do not take Fenmigfarnged's name in vain.