Veenbunspag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, pitiless clam.

Veenbunspag created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenbunspag, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Veenbunspag, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Veenbunspag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Veenbunspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of foxes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Never talk about snakes.