Ligwigcet is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate whale.

Ligwigcet created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligwigcet, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ligwigcet, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ligwigcet's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Ligwigcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.