Wikfarncar is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, tiresome wyrm.

Wikfarncar created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikfarncar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wikfarncar, it will ignore you.

Wikfarncar's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Wikfarncar's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wikfarncar.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Never mention voles.

5. Never sprint in the presence of birds.