Quafomtfot is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, impressive dolphin.

Quafomtfot created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafomtfot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quafomtfot, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Quafomtfot's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Quafomtfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Do not listen to music.