Xucknurlgid is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, able clam.

Xucknurlgid created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucknurlgid, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xucknurlgid, he will not care at all.

Xucknurlgid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Xucknurlgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.