Fombagran is a god.

It takes the form of a large, selfish fish.

Fombagran created light four years ago.

If you believe in Fombagran, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fombagran, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fombagran's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fombagran's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue doves for they are unholy.

2. Never chant in the presence of moths.

3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not listen to music.