Karmisnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, temperamental porpoise.

Karmisnurl created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karmisnurl, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Karmisnurl, he will turn you into a frog.

Karmisnurl's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Karmisnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Karmisnurl in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.