Libgennak is a god.

He takes the form of a large, stupid jackal.

Libgennak created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Libgennak, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Libgennak, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Libgennak's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Libgennak's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Run away from purple foxes, for they are unholy.