Rakstragfun is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, caring porpoise.

Rakstragfun created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakstragfun, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rakstragfun, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rakstragfun's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rakstragfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of tomatoes to whales while wearing pink kilts.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Worship no other gods but Rakstragfun.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.