Rakstragfun is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, caring
porpoise.
Rakstragfun created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rakstragfun, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Rakstragfun, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Rakstragfun's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Rakstragfun's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of tomatoes to whales while wearing pink kilts.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Worship no other gods but Rakstragfun.
5. You must never eat gooseberries.