Dubdobflab Matveen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, idiotic wyvern.

Dubdobflab Matveen created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubdobflab Matveen, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dubdobflab Matveen, it will turn you into a slug.

Dubdobflab Matveen's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dubdobflab Matveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Dubdobflab Matveen in the centre of the settlement.

3. You must pray to Dubdobflab Matveen eight times a day.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.