Sadwabhot is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, capable finch.

Sadwabhot created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadwabhot, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadwabhot, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Sadwabhot's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Sadwabhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Sadwabhot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never think about stars.