Cimmidtit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, prudent dryad.

Cimmidtit created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cimmidtit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cimmidtit, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cimmidtit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cimmidtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.