Yoggabyab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent deer.

Yoggabyab created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoggabyab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yoggabyab, it will laugh at you.

Yoggabyab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yoggabyab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never wear green tights.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.