Ladstanomtbug is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unthinking centipede.

Ladstanomtbug created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladstanomtbug, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ladstanomtbug, he will think nothing of it.

Ladstanomtbug's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Ladstanomtbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Always stare at clouds.