Fobgovrotmid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, annoying dryad.

Fobgovrotmid created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobgovrotmid, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fobgovrotmid, he will not care.

Fobgovrotmid's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Fobgovrotmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Respect your elders.