Fobgovrotmid is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, annoying
dryad.
Fobgovrotmid created dark matter three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fobgovrotmid, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Fobgovrotmid, he will not care.
Fobgovrotmid's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Fobgovrotmid's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Do not dye your hair blue.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Respect your elders.