Staffadbonk is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome
dugong.
Staffadbonk created humankind nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Staffadbonk, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Staffadbonk, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Staffadbonk's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Staffadbonk's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.
2. Never think about dwarf planets.
3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Staffadbonk in the centre of the settlement.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Never think ill of sick cats.