Jigmilpit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless duck.

Jigmilpit created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Jigmilpit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Jigmilpit, it will destroy your home solar system.

Jigmilpit's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Jigmilpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Retreat if five shrews approach from the west.

3. Never run near manatees.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.