Stancudmutcabbopfen Fedarnken Wontonfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, quiet ant.

Stancudmutcabbopfen Fedarnken Wontonfoss created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Stancudmutcabbopfen Fedarnken Wontonfoss, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stancudmutcabbopfen Fedarnken Wontonfoss, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Stancudmutcabbopfen Fedarnken Wontonfoss' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Stancudmutcabbopfen Fedarnken Wontonfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near otters.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Erect four tin sculptures of Stancudmutcabbopfen Fedarnken Wontonfoss on top of important buildings.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Stancudmutcabbopfen Fedarnken Wontonfoss in the centre of the settlement.