Gomteenwip is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ruthless fish.

Gomteenwip created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomteenwip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gomteenwip, he will not care at all.

Gomteenwip's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gomteenwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three great tits in a large pit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near monkeys while wearing yellow skirts.