Mobjabvan is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, happy zebra.

Mobjabvan created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobjabvan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mobjabvan, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mobjabvan's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Mobjabvan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Mobjabvan first in all things.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Mobjabvan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Always look after injured birds.