Dibpitflis is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, compassionate
crow.
Dibpitflis created time and space five million years ago.
If you believe in
Dibpitflis, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Dibpitflis, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Dibpitflis' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Dibpitflis' Holy Commandments1. Do not wear pink clothing.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never write about amino acids.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Never feed lots of melons to seals while wearing turquoise corsets.