Dibpitflis is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, compassionate crow.

Dibpitflis created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Dibpitflis, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dibpitflis, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Dibpitflis' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dibpitflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never feed lots of melons to seals while wearing turquoise corsets.