Pidvoggut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, moody cat.

Pidvoggut created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidvoggut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pidvoggut, it will jump up and down on your head.

Pidvoggut's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pidvoggut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not chop down trees.