Panyamgig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, quiet swallow.

Panyamgig created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Panyamgig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Panyamgig, she will turn you into a rat.

Panyamgig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Panyamgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Worship no other gods but Panyamgig.

5. Never jump near otters.
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