Maprullbimdidlikdot is a god.

He takes the form of a large, self-assured bee.

Maprullbimdidlikdot created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Maprullbimdidlikdot, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Maprullbimdidlikdot, he will turn you into a frog.

Maprullbimdidlikdot's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Maprullbimdidlikdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not eat strawberries.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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