Paddadgud is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful hummingbird.

Paddadgud created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Paddadgud, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Paddadgud, it will destroy your favourite star.

Paddadgud's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Paddadgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Do not covet oxen.