Monbonril is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, self-assured raven.

Monbonril created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Monbonril, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Monbonril, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Monbonril's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Monbonril's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always obey Monbonril's priests.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.
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