Lungepbagsugbidbapfotlat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, loving yak.

Lungepbagsugbidbapfotlat created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lungepbagsugbidbapfotlat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lungepbagsugbidbapfotlat, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Lungepbagsugbidbapfotlat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Lungepbagsugbidbapfotlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always pray immersed in water.