Lungepbagsugbidbapfotlat
is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, loving
yak
.
Lungepbagsugbidbapfotlat
created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lungepbagsugbidbapfotlat
, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Lungepbagsugbidbapfotlat
, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Lungepbagsugbidbapfotlat's
most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Lungepbagsugbidbapfotlat's Holy Commandments
1. Never look in ponds.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never talk about moons.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Always pray immersed in water.
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