Jamrot is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy snake.

Jamrot created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jamrot, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jamrot, it will turn you into a slug.

Jamrot's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Jamrot's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink alcohol.