Bugbitlim is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, humane
donkey.
Bugbitlim created dark energy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bugbitlim, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Bugbitlim, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Bugbitlim's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Bugbitlim's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Always wear cyan.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.
4. Never mention tapirs.
5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.