Bugbitlim is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, humane donkey.

Bugbitlim created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugbitlim, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bugbitlim, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bugbitlim's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bugbitlim's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

4. Never mention tapirs.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.