Mipstansid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident hamster.

Mipstansid created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Mipstansid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mipstansid, it will throw large rocks at you.

Mipstansid's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Mipstansid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Mipstansid loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.
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