Godflagcib is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, contented skunk.

Godflagcib created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godflagcib, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Godflagcib, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Godflagcib's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Godflagcib's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Godflagcib.

2. Never wear yellow ear rings.

3. Never feed garlic to manatees while wearing purple kilts.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Do not listen to music.