Fumhinfod is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering owl.

Fumhinfod created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Fumhinfod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fumhinfod, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fumhinfod's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fumhinfod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red horses, for they are unholy.

2. Run away if three grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.
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